First Definitions

Swiped this from Jela.

Instructions: Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.

YOUR GIVEN NAME: Karen

Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.

If you were to look up the word "amazing" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen.

Hahahaha! Need I say more??

AGE: 25

The age at which one can finally rent a car in the United States without being charged enormous amounts of money and without having to sign thousands of papers for that matter.

Useful for when I want to rent a car in the States I guess.

ONE OF YOUR FRIEND’S NAME: Shey

Crazy white girl that loves everyone and cant stand people to be mad at her and talks alot

Hahahaha! Whoops!

WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING: Working

A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.

So true! "boring indentured servitude"... right on!

FAVORITE COLOR: Blue

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

Uhuh...

FAVORITE NUMBER: 7

The fiercest digit known to man.

Watch out people! It's "FIERCE"!

MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY: September

A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls to wear tight little sweaters that show off their curves.

Whoever wrote this is either a romantic or a pervert

LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO: Steve

A thong that is visable above the trouser line of a girl. A useful word when spotting a thong or pointing one out without the girl knowing.

Reeeealllllyy? I am marrying a thong??

YOUR NICKNAME: Karen

Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.

If you were to look up the word "amazing" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen.

Everything begins and ends with perfection I guess... hahahaha